Salam Cat at the table in front of a wall carpet, a glass of tea in a metal holder, a samovar at his side, filmed on a 1997 wedding camera
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14.08.1997WEDDING · CAM 2
salam,
brother.
RESPECTTHE BEARD.✦ ✦ ✦

THE ELDER OF THE MOUNTAIN MEMES · NOT THE TEMPLE, THE CAUCASUS

SALAMCATRESPECT

$SALAMTHE MOST RESPECTED
BEARD IN THE MOUNTAINS.

Salam, brother. I grew this beard on a mountain road, not in a filter. Sit down, tea first. Nobody sells hungry in my house.

OFFICIAL CONTRACT / SOLANAsoon
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SALAM / HELLO / SALAMGO UP THE MOUNTAIN ↓NO HAT. BIG BEARD.

A VERY OLD STORY / SIX TURNS OF THE ROAD

THE BEARD
CAME FROM THE MOUNTAIN.

Every elder starts somewhere. This one started on a wedding tape in 1997, between the pilaf and the dancing, and has not blinked since.

01

THE TAPE · DERBENT, 14.08.1997

THE BEARD
HAS NO FILTER.

This is the first photo of me. My cousin filmed it on a wedding camera, and the wedding was two villages away. The beard is real, the blur is the camera. Respect both.

salam, brother.
Salam Cat in a hallway, the wedding camera still rolling
the tape
THE SALAM ARCHIVES / TURN 01RESPECT
no filter.
02

THE ROAD · ONE LANE, TWO OPINIONS

I DO NOT
CHASE THE CLOUD.

The young ones drive down the mountain after every cloud with a name. I sit at the turn with my tea and wait. Clouds come back. They always come back to the mountain.

the mountain does not run.
Salam Cat sitting at a mountain road turn with a glass of tea
the road
THE SALAM ARCHIVES / TURN 02RESPECT
the cloud comes back.
03

THE TABLE · THE GUEST IS ABOVE THE CHART

NOBODY
SELLS HUNGRY.

A guest came to my house crying about a red candle. I gave him khinkali, tea with thyme and a blanket. In the morning the candle was green. Hospitality is a strategy, brother.

eat first. panic never.
Salam Cat at a long table with khinkali and a samovar
the table
THE SALAM ARCHIVES / TURN 03RESPECT
eat first.
04

THE PRIORA · TINTED, LOWERED, HELD

LOW CAR.
HIGH STANDARDS.

My car is lower than my entry and my music is louder than the market. I drive slowly through the village so everyone can see that I am still holding. Nobody asks twice.

slow car, long hold.
Salam Cat leaning on a lowered tinted sedan in a village street
the priora
THE SALAM ARCHIVES / TURN 04RESPECT
still holding.
05

THE WEDDING · SCROLL TO DANCE

RESPECT FIRST.
LEZGINKA SECOND.

At a wedding I stand still for three hours, then I dance for thirty seconds, correctly. Paper hands dance at every dip. I dance once, when the circle opens, and the whole village claps.

assa is a technique.
STILL
ASSA
Salam Cat dancing lezginka in the middle of a wedding circle
the wedding
THE SALAM ARCHIVES / TURN 05RESPECT
when the circle opens.
ASSA!
06

THE TOP · ABOVE THE CLOUDS

SMALL CAT.
BIG MOUNTAIN.

From the top you cannot see the chart, only the road and the villages. My grandfather sat on this rock, his grandfather sat on this rock. Nobody was in a hurry and nobody got liquidated.

the top is quiet.
Salam Cat on a mountain top above the clouds, villages far below
the top
THE SALAM ARCHIVES / TURN 06RESPECT
nobody got liquidated.

THE WORD OF THE ELDER / PRESS FOR A TOAST

ASK THE
ELDER.

Bring a question. Receive a toast. Whether it answers the question is between you and the beard. Download the card and send it to the cousin who keeps asking about price targets.

36 TOASTS / ONE BEARD / ZERO PRICE TARGETS

THE ELDER SPEAKSPRESS ASK
Salam Cat portrait
THE ELDER SAYS:
…
Download card ↓
SALAM · $SALAM

FROM THE COUSIN’S CAMERA ROLL

OLD BEARD.
FRESH MEMES.

Tap a frame. Inspect the respect. Take one home for the family chat, your uncle will reply with a thumbs up.

THE COUSIN IS STILL UPLOADING

UP THE MOUNTAIN / FOUR EASY STEPS

THE WAY
OF $SALAM.

No secret technique. A wallet, a little SOL, and the manners to sit still afterwards.

01◈

GET A
WALLET.

Phantom works. Write the recovery phrase on paper and show it to nobody, not even a cousin, not even a very respectful cat.

GET PHANTOM ↗
02◎

BRING
SOME SOL.

Buy SOL where you usually buy things and send it to your wallet. Leave a little for fees. Fees are the bread and salt of the network.

LEARN ABOUT SOL ↗
03⌕

FIND THE
REAL CAT.

There is one address and it lives on this page. Anyone sliding into your messages with a different one is not your brother.

04✦

SWAP.
SAY SALAM.

Press BUY, swap SOL for $SALAM, check every number twice. Then sit down at the table. The hard part, sitting, begins now.

BUY $SALAM ↗

THE ELDER’S TABLE / TOKENOMICS

SIMPLE RECIPE.
EXTRA RESPECT.

THE WHOLE SAMOVAR1B

TOKEN SUPPLY

NO EXTRA SALT0%

BUY / SELL TAX

EVERYONE AT THE TABLEFAIR

LAUNCH, NO PRESALE

THE ELDER KEEPS NOTHINGLP

BURNED ON GRADUATION

FIND THE CAT / ON SOLANA

THE CAT
IS ONCHAIN.

One address. One beard. Copy it from here and nowhere else, then come back and tell the elder you did it correctly. He will nod once.

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SALAM, BROTHER
GOOD CAT
GOOD TABLE
GOOD FORTUNE
Salam Cat looking at you, with respect

THE DOOR IS OPEN. THE TEA IS HOT.

DON’T BE A STRANGER.
SAY SALAM.

Find the memes. Meet the brothers. One greeting, one beard, and the most hospitable group chat on the whole chain.

Pull up to the X table ↗
Buy ↗